Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women.

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?

The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.

For a dreamer, night's the only time of day.