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Divine quality

A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.

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The month of the tax

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?

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God's jokes

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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The aim of a joke...

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

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Real Disneyland

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland…

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Confidence

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.

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A sense of humor...

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

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Real friends...

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

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A common mistake...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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Practical joke

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

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