Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Birthday ( 20 )
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep…
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.